July 12th, Sunday

This is how the inside of my head feels, too.

July 11th, Saturday

Mazy's not feeling so good :(

This didn't really help

High anxiety

July 10th, Friday

Fern Beast!

Clouds

Roughly 10 million children who think standing up in people's line of sight is a great way to watch a movie...

Yeah I'm talking about you, jerkholes.

July 9th, Thursday

Harper goes well with my shoes

Sidewalk chalk is the new highlight of my job:

to walk on this street, follow this line

July 8th, Wednesday

Monkey and I get stuck behind the 3:30 frustration train. The Frustraintion.

July 7th, Tuesday

So, a long time ago I was looking up videos of that little girl in all the Missy videos (Alyson Stoner. Yes, that's really her name.) and I found this video of a dance she made up in 25 minutes:

I really like the idea of seeing what you can learn/do/make in 25 minutes, so I took that time and learned to play this song on the ukulele ("Go Ahead" Rilo Kiley)

Sadly I couldn't learn to sing in 25 minutes :/

Anyway. What can you do with 25 minutes?

July 6th, Monday

You know. Some flowers.

July 5th, Sunday

I have a lot of sensitive materials, yo.

I had to go inside my duvet to retrieve all of the socks and underwear that got stuck in there in the dryer. It was pretty nice on the inside.

July 4th, Saturday

The HLPs just wanted to get some french fries and lemonade at the Burgerville drive-thru and then this had to happen:

(I'm too lazy to rotate the video. It looks nothing like Real Life Emily, anyway)

Tomato Christmas!

We matched

Sunny contemplates liberty while stuck on her leash

There were mangoritas

And some snacking happened

July 3rd, Friday

According to my camera, all that happened on July 3rd was this lady making this face on TV behind Gabrielle Union.

(It was even better before I started taking pictures. The dude is pretty awesome, too. Can you tell we no longer get real cable and are stuck watching CSPAN?)